What a lucky guy, they fucked him in the fmf for a pizza

Fuck, he came in his wife. The maids will clean it up, that's her job

Took a friend out on an anal date to get her ass printed, both of them

I even teach these students how to suck themselves — let me show you how to do it

It's a lucky visit for me — my girlfriends are clearly in the mood for sex

And while the lesbians are busy cunnilingus, I'll put it on the sly, too

I'll suck your balls, you lick your cum, we're friends. ❤️